Cast Those Demons Out Of Your Clothes From Good Will!

Perennially senile Christofascist Pat Robertson nails it right on the head: he dimly remembers a vague story about a witch in some Thai or Asian (whatever) backwater who put her spirit into a ring and a girl who bought it, well, "all hell broke lose!" 

He laughs at the practice of casting out demons form every Goodwill item, but his is a "better safe than sorry" attitude that is patently ridiculous. Of course, tell that to the little old ladies who were, at the time of the broadcast, placing their hands on the TV screens hoping Pat would cure their hemorrhoids.