How Many Souls Can $65m buy? Just One: Prosperity Preacher Creflo Dollar's

Maybe it's not such a great deal!
(image by Rev. Dan Vojir)

On second thought, we'll just take the jet.

Remember Pastor Creflo Dollar of daughter-choking Mommie Dearest fame? Back in June of 2012, the prosperity gospel preacher made headlines by being arrested for child abuse (he denied it). This was after he publicly preached that he would willingly shoot non-tithers (June 15, 2011).

Well, the violent preacher of bling is in the news again, but this time, for his unabashed righteous arrogance: asking $65 million for a new jet.

You read that right. And so did a lot of other people.

Creflo Dollar Getting More Into Satan (gawker.com):

Though Jesus is, as always, the most likely culprit, it is possible that the good reverend himself took down the funding page today after reports of its existence in the secular media prompted many of ye with little faith to insinuate that this Man of God had done something wrong by appealing for $300 donations from 200,000 of his humble followers so that he could replace the old private jet he was using with a new private jet--a Gulfstream G650, billed as"the best private jet money can buy."

Money beg removed

(image by Rev. Dan Vojir)

But He NEEDS This Toy, ahem, Jet!

In flight movie: 'Jesus Christ Super Star!'
(image by Rev. Dan Vojir)

Tour the Gulfstream 650 here.

Juda Engelmayer of World Changers Church International: "The work they do is important," Engelmayer said Friday. "It's feeding, clothing, educating people, as well as passing on the word of God." Engelmayer also stated that the jet would be carrying 100,000 pounds of food on some trips.

In a statement posted by the Christian Post, David Graham, a Global Express aircraft captain said:

"The G650 MAX RAMP WEIGHT is 99,600# then add 4,000# for the G650ER. IT CANNOT CARRY 12 PEOPLE AND 1000,000 # OF FOOD AND SUPPLIES LIKE THE COMMENTER SAYS!!!! CREFLO IS A CROOK AND SCAMMIN (sic) HIS CHURCH IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!" wrote an incensed Graham.

But Pastor Dollar really, really NEEDS it!

To say you NEED a jet like that is the height of righteous arrogance. GOD doesn't NEED it. Nor does he WANT you to have one because you so richly deserve it, Creflo. He WANTS you to help people and spread the gospel efficiently NOT luxuriously. NEEDing an jet sets you above the poor - and above GOD.

Creflo, here is what $65 million can get you:

13 million articles of clothing for the poor with Pope Francis thrown in for free to hand them out.

500,000 paperback bibles.

50 million bible tracts.

65+ liver/kidney transplants

Shelter for 8 million homeless for one night

20 million Happy Meals

... or 10 million of these:

Yes, Francis would hand them out!
(image by Rev. Dan Vojir)

Dollar, Thy Name Is NOT Transparency

In the world of prosperity preachers no transparency means no good. Creflo Dollar Ministries is placed on Donor Alert by Ministrywatch.com because of its lack of transparency and unwillingness to give Ministrywatch.com sufficient information about the ministries. That means that the "millions of miles" flown and the thousands of people helped through "food, clothing and education" are unverifiable (see the actual website-deleted money beg below). Yes, the satellite churches are plenty, but they have to foot part of the bill of Dollar's appearances (usually half of the jet's gas and maintenance - up to $8000 per flight).

So without transparency and without reasonable cause to beg for such an extravagance, the reaction against Creflo Dollar has been scathing, even from the black community (see below).

So, Creflo Dollar, be careful flying that jet in a geed-free zone while you're thumbing your nose at poor people from 10,000 feet.

And here is what DJ Akademics says about it all (NSFW)

Creflo said that he would shoot non-thithers:

Kids, Cancer, Firefighters and AIDS: 50 Worst Charities Serving Up A Menu of Scam

The Tampa Bay Times has recently come up with a list of America's worst charities. It was compiled using tax records to determine how much was spent on fundraising in comparison to percentage of revenue spent on direct cash aid. The results are incredibly shocking: while watchdog groups say that NO MORE THAN 35% should be doled out to fundraisers, some have paid as much as 98%.

Or more.

And most of them list themselves as aids to children, cancer or AIDS victims.

From the Tampa Bay Times expose:

The worst charity in America operates from a metal warehouse behind a gas station in Holiday.[FLA]
Every year, Kids Wish Network raises millions of dollars in donations in the name of dying children and their families.

Every year, it spends less than 3 cents on the dollar helping kids.

Most of the rest gets diverted to enrich the charity's operators and the for-profit companies Kids Wish hires to drum up donations. In the past decade alone, Kids Wish has channeled nearly $110 million donated for sick children to its corporate solicitors. An additional $4.8 million has gone to pay the charity's founder and his own consulting firms.

Of the worst 50 charities, 13 were ostensibly to help children. (NOTE: the Tampa article did not include links, but I have, so you can see that these organizations look quite professional). The numbers after the links denote the actual percent of funds spent on direct cash aid.

American Foundation for Children With Aids - 0
American Foundation For Disabled Children - 0.8
Caring for Our Children Foundation - 1.6
Children’s Cancer Fund of America - 5.3
Children’s Cancer Recovery Foundation 0.6
Children’s Charity Fund 2.3
Children’s Leukemia Research Association 11.1
Children’s Wish Foundation International 10.8
Committee For Missing Children 0.8
Find the Children 5.7
Kids Wish Network 2.5
Operation Lookout National Center For Missing Youth 0
Youth Development Fund 0.8

...and to further tug at the purse strings, don't forget all those service people - policemen, veterans, and firefighters:

American Association of State Troopers 8.6
Association for Firefighters and Paramedics 3.1
Circle of Friends For American Veterans 6.5
Disabled Police and Sheriffs Foundation 1.0
Disabled Police Officers Counseling Center 0.1
Disabled Police Officers of America Inc. 2.5
Firefighters Assistance Fund 3.2
Firefighters Burn Fund 1.5
Firefighters Charitable Foundation 8.1
International Union of Police Associations, AFL-CIO 0.5
National Narcotic Officers Associations Coalition 0
National Police Defense Foundation 5.8
National Veterans Service Fund 7.8
Our American Veterans 2.3
Police Protective Fund 0.8
Reserve Police Officers Association 1.1
The Veterans Fund 2.3
United States Deputy Sheriffs’ Association 0.6
Veterans Assistance Foundation 10.5
Vietnow National Headquarters 2.9

NOTE: In some instances, investigations like the Tampa Bay expose has actually caused some organizations to remove websites (as in Our American Veterans), while others are limply protesting. And some government organizations are taking a closer look at those organizations as well.

Poor Management or Just Plain Scam?

The Tampa article points out one particularly salient point: all these organizations are considered legitimate charities because of poor regulation. There is no set limit on expenditures for fundraising, executive salaries or perks.* Kids Wish Network, for example, actually admitted to paying enormous sums to for-profit fundraisers.

But others ...

"All In The Family"

James T. Reynolds of the American Cancer Fund has turned the Fund into a veritable cash cow - for his own family. The pdf put out by the Tampa Bay Times shows an incredible network of sons, daughters, in-laws who are syphoning off millions each year. Reynolds himself pockets more than $230k per year while Junior grabs $280k. The charities involved: Cancer Support Services, Breast Cancer Society, Cancer Fund of America, Children's Cancer Fund of America, and American Association for Cancer Support. Tracking $250 million, the Bay Times found out that $156,766,511 was paid to solicitors. Cancer has served the Reynolds family well. 

Caveat Donor

What a donor doesn't know may not hurt him as much as it will hurt the cause he's giving to: scams and ill-run charities are the biggest cause of the wane in charitable donations.Therefore, before giving a penny to any organization, (especially solicited by phone), check with this national database of disciplinary actions, or any number of watchdog organizations.

An excellent source for intelligent giving, for example, is Charity Navigator. Note that most of the aforementioned charities are also on watch at CN and have very low ratings. Youth Development Fund, for example, shows program expenses at a whopping 52% and fundraising expenses at 45%. What goes into "youth development, only the CEO knows. 

Oh, and for Christian "ministries" claiming to perform works of social justice, check out MinistryWatch.com to find out about "transparency" - some of the biggest organizations (e.g. Trinity Broadcasting Network) rate an "F".

Being aware of charity scams kinda makes giving a dollar to that homeless person on the street a lot easier.

... at least you know where it's going.

*Even celebrities are in on the charity game: check out Sean Hannity's Freedom Concert controversy.